Baby and Lounge Chair Butt Dance

My granddaughter creates a home video of grandpa's baby feeding and cousin Scott's fascination with a lounge chair.

Tags: baby, butt, cousin, dance, family, feeding, grandpa, home, kids, marquisdejolie, video, weird

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Butterflies Are Evil

My granddaughter creates a video on the continuing popularity of Pokemon characters and the evil of butterflies. A series.

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Halmoni

Cleaning out my storage unit over at Shreve City this morning, putting all my son's stuff in a 55 gallon barrel, I ran across this old picture of my mother-in-law who is buried in the same Baytown cemetery where my wife is interred.

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Fencing The Bathtub Turds

True fact from the piney woods of east Texas:

I have a video clip of my cute little elderly gray-haired doddering old mother carrying a gaily-colored shopping bag full of my sister Beth's horrendous, toilet-killing shit stealthily into the furthest shadows of momma's back yard to surreptitiously dispose of the gruesome and quite stinky evidence. It is the definitive clip of my mother's relationshi...p with my drug-crazed sister. This scene came to mind tonight when I received news that my sister Beth was committed and released again and momma recently has been wandering around her neighborhood in the middle of the night banging on neighbors' doors asking them where in the hell her house has gone. Adult Protective Services in Marshall, Texas think this is acceptable stuff---normal for Marshall residents---requiring no action on their part (as usual).

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My Chilli Dog

A home video of my lazy dog who chills so deeply I sometimes think she's dead.

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Getting The Dog In The Picture

Trying to get the dog Harley to sit for my daughter's annual Christmas picture:

 

Searching For The Dog Collar In The House Of Horrors of Marshall, Texas

I like to visit momma's House of Daily Horrors to take the poor dog out for a walk but momma's moldy house is starting to give me bad sinus infections.

Tags: YTO, dog collar, house of horror, drug zombies, white trash, dirty momma, filthy house, black mold, moldy house, sinus infection, hazardous, infectious, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east texas, creepy town, marquisdejolie, redneck, countrified, cornpone, warped Mayberry

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Liked By Dozens

6 million people have heard momma's little dog bark on "the internets" but momma is only impressed if people at her church know me.

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Yet Another Night In Addict Paradise

My sister Beth and my momma Joyce argue over the Xanax. Again. Forever. Notice at 1:17 where Beth wants to go with the 25 Xanax....to "the casino", a 40-minute drive in the middle of the night to Shreveport's gambling boats.

Tags: drug fiends, addict, addiction, gambling boats, xanax, marquisdejolie, redneck family, dysfunction, dysfunctional, drug argument, drug paradise, elder abuse, ADP

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Creepy Birds Watching For A Slip-Up

Buzzards in the front yard are patiently waiting for a squirrel or two to make a wrong turn and then WHAM! Dinner is served.

Tags: YTO, buzzards, evil birds, creepy birds, black birds, the birds, macabre birds, creepy nature, flying carnivores, scavengers, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, MacLeod

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Saved Again By The Guardian Angels of Random Chance Events

Momma's tree took out the next door neighbor's electric lines.

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Monster Behind The Brown Door in Marshall, Texas

A surreal, Blue Velvet-like, David Lynch-esque conversation with momma about buying her love for the price of a hamburger and a gallon of milk while the monster behind the brown door watches through the curtains.

Tags: texas monster, brown door, behind the door, doorway to creepiness, peeking, blue velvet, david lynch, momma series, crystal meth, crackhead, crackers, white trash, elder abuse, APS, Rodney Jones, creepy, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, redneckery, Bethzilla, Beth Leigh Peterson, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, macabre town, victimizer, crazy sister

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More Trouble At The House Of Daily Horrors in Marshall, Texas

With all the cattty catfighting that goes on at the House of Daily Horrors between my mom and my sisters, they forget that the dog has to be fed and de-pooped. I can do that, but not without them trying to pull me into their everlasting duel.
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Inbred Redneck Confessions Of East Texas

Beth says that her evil sister Marie bullied her into running me and my son off so that Marie could take control of momma's finances. An episode of my Rednecks In Distress epic series.

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Animal Abuse In Marshall, Texas

Talking to momma in the driveway of her House of Daily Horrors about her poor shut-in mini schnauzer Annie who wants out of the house more than momma can accomodate.

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The Chocolate Cure

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Momma Tries To Keep Warm

Momma showing off her new Center-Of-The-Room Heater. Her daughter, Crystal Meth Beth, had smoked up the money put aside to replace the central heating furnace and the water heater.

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Jimmy's Shoes Come Back To Him From Under A Panamanian Waterfall

My son's favorite running shoes come back to him from under the waterfall where he left them in Panama thanks to his Aussie friends but the Dutch haven't sent his shirt back from Puerto Rico yet.

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Getting Married In Marshall, Texas

My son visits a local Marshall, Texas wedding.

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In The House of Daily Horrors

My mother and my sister enjoy their daily beer fight and momma LOVES to get me right in the middle of it, using me a shield or human sacrifice if she can. This is perfectly acceptable treatment of a 79 year-old woman according to the Marshall Police Department, the local Adult Protective Services AND Judge Jim Ammerman.

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