From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Friday, January 14, 2011
Momma Tries To Keep Warm
Momma showing off her new Center-Of-The-Room Heater. Her daughter, Crystal Meth Beth, had smoked up the money put aside to replace the central heating furnace and the water heater.
Tags: heater, winter heating, redneck, east texas, Marshall Texas, piney woods, marquisdejolie, crackers, family, blankets, warmth, keeping warm, crystal meth, Beth Jarvis, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable, Bethzilla, rednecks
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