Tales of the east Texas piney woods of Marshall, Texas, home of Cypress Sally, wild pigs and house-killing pine trees.
Tags: Marshall, east texas, piney woods, pines, texas, cypress sally, rednecks, redneckery, redneck, hickville
From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.