From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Searching For The Dog Collar In The House Of Horrors of Marshall, Texas
I like to visit momma's House of Daily Horrors to take the poor dog out for a walk but momma's moldy house is starting to give me bad sinus infections.
Tags: YTO, dog collar, house of horror, drug zombies, white trash, dirty momma, filthy house, black mold, moldy house, sinus infection, hazardous, infectious, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east texas, creepy town, marquisdejolie, redneck, countrified, cornpone, warped Mayberry
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Dysfunctional family,
family,
Marshall Texas,
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