From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Marie Jarvis Stole Her Mom's Space Heater In Marshall, Texas
I take dog food down to momma's house once in a while and have to listen to my evil sister Beth talk about her evil sister Marie and the latest thing Marie has stolen. The dog just wants to move out.
Tags: space heater, heating, heat thief, stealing from momma, Bethzilla, Beth Jarvis, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable, wicked witch, east Texas witches, east texas gossip, trashtalkers, trash talk, Marshall Texas, piney woods, easttexas, marquisdejolie, rednecks, white trash
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Dysfunctional family,
Marshall Texas
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