From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Friday, February 25, 2011
More Trouble At The House Of Daily Horrors in Marshall, Texas
With all the cattty catfighting that goes on at the House of Daily Horrors between my mom and my sisters, they forget that the dog has to be fed and de-pooped. I can do that, but not without them trying to pull me into their everlasting duel.
Tags: catfight, catfighting, catfighters, dog, dog abuse, animals, pets, feeding the dog, poop, poopy heads, depoop, depooping, rednecks, redneckery, easttexas, east Texas, Marshall Texas, pineywoods, piney woods, marquisdejolie, momma series, house of horrors
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