From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
The New Redneck Limos Are Out!
Momma called me this morning and said there was an emergency at the House of Daily Horrors but when I got there it was just my sister Beth taking her usual addict's limo into town.
Tags: ambulance ride, redneck cab, redneck taxi, addict limo, strange woods, Bethzilla, overdosing again, drug withdrawal, country creepiness, inbred rednecks, drama queens, east texas, Marshall Texas, piney woods, marquisdejolie, redneck series
Labels:
Bethzilla,
Dysfunctional family,
rednecks
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