Momma's tree took out the next door neighbor's electric lines.
Tags: YTO, electric lines, wiring, downed lines, nature, mother nature, power lines, guardian angels, random chance, redneck luck, redneckery, east texas, piney woods, marquisdejolie
From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Saved Again By The Guardian Angels of Random Chance Events
Momma's tree took out the next door neighbor's electric lines.
Tags: YTO, electric lines, wiring, downed lines, nature, mother nature, power lines, guardian angels, random chance, redneck luck, redneckery, east texas, piney woods, marquisdejolie
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