From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Monster Behind The Brown Door in Marshall, Texas
A surreal, Blue Velvet-like, David Lynch-esque conversation with momma about buying her love for the price of a hamburger and a gallon of milk while the monster behind the brown door watches through the curtains.
Tags: texas monster, brown door, behind the door, doorway to creepiness, peeking, blue velvet, david lynch, momma series, crystal meth, crackhead, crackers, white trash, elder abuse, APS, Rodney Jones, creepy, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, redneckery, Bethzilla, Beth Leigh Peterson, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, macabre town, victimizer, crazy sister
Labels:
Bethzilla,
family,
Marshall Texas
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