Voodoo Zombie Crackhead Stumbler

The walking dead have a long history of haunting the piney woods of east Texas as evidenced by the following footage of an actual Voodoo Zombie Crackhead Stumbler. Music "Tafi Maradi" by Kevin MacLeod.

For further info:
http://www.hauntedamericatours.com/VOODOOQUEEN.php

Tags: voodoo, zombie, walking dead, living dead, crackhead, drug coma, drugs, drug overdose, cocaine crash, methamphetamine crash, meth, rehab, rehabilitation, Medicaid addict, death mask, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, hicks, yokels, redneckery, MPD, macabre, Beth Peterson, Beth Petersen, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, manipulator, user, junky, junkie

Related articles by Zemanta

• Denied! Judge Refuses To Grant Jeremy London Restraining Order Against Family! (perezhilton.com)
• Crackhead In A Tree (dlisted.com)
• Mr. Prez, It is Time to Lace Up the Jackboots (omnipotentpoobah.com)
• Times Columnist 'Dreaming Of Cocaine' [New York Times] (gawker.com)
• The Top Five Celebrity Cocaine Mistakes [Not Afraid To Be Servicey] (gawker.com)
• Hugh Jackman On The Subway (dlisted.com)
• Bleecker Street Crackhead Watch: A handwritten note affixed to Bleecker... (ny.curbed.com)
• Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse (slideshare.net)
• weirdscaryandusualstuff: The Origin of Zombies The origin of... (darkerme.com)
• N.B. inmate died of overdose, coroner says (cbc.ca)

Drug Coma # 97636

It's getting harder and harder to tell if my sister is alive or not. Even when she's stumbling around the kitchen with her mouth open waiting for momma to feed her (which is rare because momma generally feeds Beth in bed during bedpan duty).

Tags: drug coma, drugs, drug overdose, drug overdoser, drugee, crackhead, wino, alkie, alky, rehab, rehabilitation, Medicaid, death mask, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, hicks, yokel, redneckery, MPD, macabre, Beth Petersen, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis

Related articles by Zemanta

• British dandy, author Horsley dies: report (reuters.com)
• Should you stay? Should you go? (beliefnet.com)
• 911 law meant to hasten treatment of drug overdoses (seattletimes.nwsource.com)
• ER Visits for Narcotic Overdoses Increase Sharply (insidesurgery.com)

Only Momma Can Get Busted

Drug addict has her own mother do the drug buy so that only momma can get busted. "What happens between the drug dealer and momma stays between the drug dealer and momma," the drug addict brags about the drugs her momma buys for her.

Tags: drug deal, drugs, addicts, addiction, dealer, momma, elder abuse, senior abuse, Marshall Texas, police, MPD, piney woods, east texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, creepy children

Related articles by Zemanta

• Sterilization for Drug Addicts. (politics.ie)
• Video: Eminem Talks Addiction Recovery (shoppingblog.com)

Sleeping While Momma Does The Drug Deal

Lazy drug addict texts her dealer to have the drugs delivered to her momma who will pay for it while the drug addict "vegitates" in bed.

Tags: drug dealer, drugs, drug deal, addicts, addiction, dealer, drug connection, rehab, texting, rehabilitation, recidivism, Marshall Texas, police, MPD, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis

Related articles by Zemanta

• 45 reviews of Drug Dealer (rateitall.com)
• The Lucrative Rewards for Curing No One (franklysaurkraut.blogspot.com)
• Choosing the Wrong Friends (alwaysbcmom.com)
• No Urine Test for Addiction (addiction-dirkh.blogspot.com)