Photo by Steven M. Stein
Me and my Longbeach friend Louise at the Marshall historical courthouse, site of the world famous Wonderland of Lights, the day after the Great Marshall Train Wreck at the depot a mile or two straight down the main street we're facing.
From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Showing posts with label Piney Woods. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Piney Woods. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Great Marshall Train Wreck: The Day After
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Rush Hour In Marshall, Texas
Photo by Steven M. Stein
Marshall's downtown revitalization efforts have had a huge effect on traffic flow from out of town tourists flocking to see the famous historical county courthouse on the courthouse square located in the center of downtown Marshall.
Marshall's downtown revitalization efforts have had a huge effect on traffic flow from out of town tourists flocking to see the famous historical county courthouse on the courthouse square located in the center of downtown Marshall.
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Tuesday, April 09, 2013
The Pony Express No Longer Operates In Marshall, Texas
Photo by Steven M. Stein
The first telegraph office in Texas was located in Marshall, Texas in 1854. The current population of Marshall is about 23,523, but at one time Marshall was the fourth largest city in Texas, a major railroad center and the administrative capitol of the confederacy.
The first telegraph office in Texas was located in Marshall, Texas in 1854. The current population of Marshall is about 23,523, but at one time Marshall was the fourth largest city in Texas, a major railroad center and the administrative capitol of the confederacy.
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Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Where's My Paycheck?
Terry Doyle washes the old sheets so he can put the new sheets on the bed and wonders where his paycheck is for his newfound internet fame here in the piney woods of east Texas.
Tags: Marshall Texas, paycheck, outdoor sheets, east texas, rural texas, southern men, piney woods, redneck vlog, country redneck, redneckery, marquisdejolie, rednecking, countrified, southern drawl
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Sunday, August 08, 2010
Pukeathon
Like finely-tuned Swiss clockwork, my sister throws up every Sunday night and is surprised by it.
Tags: Sunday night, booze, boozer, alkie, alcoholic, addict, elder abuse, Marshall Texas, police, MPD, APS, piney woods, east texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, Beth Petersen, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, stupid idiot, codependency, enabler, family
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Sunday, July 04, 2010
Who Called Human Resources?
Every time Adult Protective Services come out for a visit, mom and Beth break out this tired old bimonthly argument. I'm thinking of having it bronzed. Or making stick puppets and taking the show out on the road.
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Tags: dysfunctional family, APS, Adult Protective Services, human resources, argument, arguing, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, hicks, yokels, redneckery, abuse of the elderly, elder abuse, MPD, macabre, Beth Peterson, Beth Petersen, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, manipulator, junky, junkie
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Monday, June 28, 2010
Moving Back To Callie Inventory
One day not too long ago, I got tired of living in the drunkard's section of the piney woods of east Texas and decided to make a milk crate inventory of what it would take to move my stuff back to Callie. I was not pleased with my results.
Tags: milk crate, taking inventory, redneck moving, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, Callie, California, moving west
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Monday, June 21, 2010
Drug Coma # 97636
It's getting harder and harder to tell if my sister is alive or not. Even when she's stumbling around the kitchen with her mouth open waiting for momma to feed her (which is rare because momma generally feeds Beth in bed during bedpan duty).
Tags: drug coma, drugs, drug overdose, drug overdoser, drugee, crackhead, wino, alkie, alky, rehab, rehabilitation, Medicaid, death mask, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, hicks, yokel, redneckery, MPD, macabre, Beth Petersen, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis
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