Mom and sis figure out how to put mom's ring up for sale on eBay so they can pay the property taxes on their house. A series.
Tags: conundrum, east texas, ebay, marquisdejolie, mom, momma, property taxes, ring, series
From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Showing posts with label Dysfunctional family. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dysfunctional family. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Solving The eBay Conundrum In The Piney Woods Of East Texas
Mom and sis figure out how to put mom's ring up for sale on eBay so they can pay the property taxes on their house. A series.
Tags: conundrum, east texas, ebay, marquisdejolie, mom, momma, property taxes, ring, series
Monday, April 15, 2013
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Mother's Day Comes To The House Of Daily Horrors
My friends Steve and Louise from Longbeach, California came to Marshall, Texas to see the quaint little east Texas town and to see what all my hub bub about The House of Daily Horrors (shown here in the background) was all about. At that time the house was occupied by two infamous local drug addicts, a mother and daughter team, whose exploits in pill popping redneckery were renouned throughout the piney woods region. It was Mother's Day and my Longbeach friends came bearing gifts. The following is a group conversation about the event: Cy Jarvis: Mom and Beth get Mother's Day presents from Steve and Louise. Melanie: They actually look good here. Well... 'good' is relative... Jimi: Look at em, on their best behavior! Steven: I lived in a very drug oriented commune when I was younger, I kinda understand your grandmothers and your aunts personality. They couldn't phase me. Cy Jarvis: It was MY neck Beth tried to slice open with shearing scissors. Steven: That day??? Louise: Yes, Melanie. They both (believe it or not) are very attractive women. I felt so bad as James mother had wanted to attend Mass with me and we miscommunicated and we missed her. The Mass sermon was so beautiful, the Church quaint. etc. One of those missed "once in a lifetime ops".
Saturday, March 10, 2012
Going Back To Momma's Place For Some Juicy East Texas Gossip
After having been away from east Texas for over half a year, I decided it was time to check in on momma and get some of her juicy down home chicken-fried east Texas gossip. The house is back to where it was when I came to fix it in 2005: toilets overflowing and unusable (pooping in buckets) wiring blown again, house full of stinky mold, garbage piled up and Beth out on another drunk on momma's social security money. But they're still alive :)
Tags: east Texas, countrified, gossiping, country gossips, gossipers, chicken-fried gossip, rednecks, dumb rednecks, east Texas drunks, marquisdejolie, juicy gossip
Sunday, March 04, 2012
Animal Abuse In Marshall, Texas
Annie, a mini schnauzer currently living in my mother's House of Daily Horrors in the piney woods of east Texas where the dog was poisoned 5 times by my sister Bethzilla's carelessness with her pills.
Tags: schnauzer, animal abuse, house of daily horrors, marshall texas, east Texas, addicts mistreating their pets, pet abuse, pet abuse in Marshall, Betzilla
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
White Trash Redneck Zombies Spotted In Marshall, Texas
Here in the drunkard's section of the piney woods of east Texas, hiding among the Hard-Shell Baptists of Marshall, Texas, are two of the most hard core zombified cocola white trash tobacco road booger-flickin', boogerheaded pine tree rednecks you'd ever want to see. They ought to be put in one of them miracles of science medical books.
Tags: undead, drunkards, hardshell baptists, zombie family, zombified whitetrash, tobacco road, white trash kinfolk, boogerheads, hallucinations, hallucinating sister, hallucinogen, creepy sisters, twisted sisters, Marshall Texas, Marie Schwartz, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, redneckery, redneckeries
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Abused Mother In Marshall Texas Protects Her Abuser Daughters
I drove over to the House of Daily Horrors on Forest Trail in Marshall, Texas to find my mother crying about some mean, ugly, ruthlessly cruel thing her ex-con drug addict daughter Crystal Meth Beth did to her again but momma just absolutely refuses to see what must be done about her lowlife, shoplifting, rent-stealing scumbag bum of a daughter. Another episode of my Rednecks In Distress documentation series.
Tags: elder abuse, crying mother, manipulation, enabler, drug addiction, alcoholic momma, crystal meth, crackhead, elder abuse, APS, Rodney Jones, creepy sister, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck series, Bethzilla, Beth Leigh Petersen, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, macabre family, victimizer, white trash series, white trash documentary
Friday, April 22, 2011
Marshall, Texas Felon Defrauds The System With Impunity
Just thought you taxpayers out there would like to see what you're paying thousands upon thousands of dollars in SSI, medicaid prescriptions, unemployment, food stamps and school grants for every month to supplement my ex-con felon sister's alimony checks. Elizabeth Leigh Petersen (Jarvis) of Marshall, Texas is DEEP in your pockets! Has been for YEARS!
Tags: village of taxpayers, medicaid fraud, welfare abuse, welfare cheater, medicaid cheat, system manipulation, enabler, drug addiction, alcoholic momma, crystal meth, crackhead, elder abuse, APS, Rodney Jones, creepy sister, twisted sister, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, Bethzilla, Beth Leigh Peterson, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, macabre family, senior victimizer, white trash series, redneck documentary
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Yo' Momma Is Drunk On The Street Again
Momma's been out on a toot down at Terry Doyle's house in Marshall, Texas again and my roommate sees her staggering down the back road to Forest Trail here in the piney woods of east Texas, so I drive her home and get her into her house that my sister won't give her the keys to.
Tags: drunk, drunkard, white trash, east texas bumpkin, mayberry rfd, drug addiction, alcoholic momma, creepy mom, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck series, redneck documentary
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Evil Marshall, Texas Drug Addict Abuses Mother
My sister Beth The Manipulator has locked momma out of her own house again. It is a control tactic. So momma comes to where I'm living and scratches on my bedroom window mewing like a cat until I come out. It's kind of creepy. Part 400 in in 500-part series on elder abuse in the piney woods of east Texas.
Tags: lockout, locking old people out, denial, emotional manipulation, enabler, drug addiction, alcoholic sister, twisted sister, crazy momma, crystal meth, crackhead sister, elder abuse, APS, adult protective services, Rodney Jones, creepy sister, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, white trash sister, white trash drama, Bethzilla, Beth Leigh Petersen, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, macabre sister, victimizer, white trash series, redneck documentary
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Marshall, Texas Mental Health Authorities Are Nutjobs
hall, TexasMomma is relieved to have been certified sane (by east Texas piney woods standards) once again. She doesn't remember that she's been tested many times or even that she's had 23 electroshock therapy treatments. Momma's just happy to have slipped past the mental competency police once again.
Tags: crazy momma, certified crazy, sanity hearings, mental competency test, nuts, coocoo, APS, unstable seniors, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east texas, marquisdejolie, redneckery, rednecks, white trash vlog
Friday, April 08, 2011
Oh That Smell
Visiting my momma's house is an assault on my olfactory nerves. It stinks in there. Oh that smell! Can't you smell that funky smell? What IS that? It's probably just a combination of a backed-up toilet, wall mold, beer puke, Beth sweat on the couch, ass, cigarettes, spoiled food on the counters and under the couch, a urine-soaked lounge chair and dog poop.
Tags: oh that smell, white trash stink, redneck funk, funky addicts, stinky momma, trashy people, countrified reek, reeking rednecks, stank skank, olfactory attack, putrid parlor, white trash aroma, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, redneckery, rednecking, bumpkin vlog
Take Momma For An Outting
Momma wheedles, extorts and emotionally manipulates me into doing something for her I was already going to do : take her for an outting away from her monstrous daughter, Crystal Meth Beth. Momma believes that everyone pretty much has to be tricked into doing good and that if someone VOLUNTEERS to do something nice---it must be a trick.
Tags: outting, mayberry momma, emotional manipulation, extort, countrified extortion, dysfunctional family, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, redneckery, coonass interview, bumpkin vlog
Too Much Voodoo and Witchcraft On Forest Trail
There's just way too much economic witchcraft and voodoo being practiced by my sisters and niece to get at my mother's paltry social security check money. Way too much. And here in the bible belt of the piney woods of east Texas, too. You'd think the township would be enraged by such filthy goings on but they're not. They just sweep EVERYTHING evil under the rug here. "If ya cain't see it, it must not exist in our quiet, God-fearing town." Just don't make waves. We hate waves WAY more than sin.
Tags: voodoo, black magic, social security money, mayberry thieves, elder abuse, stealing from momma, Bethzilla, Beth Jarvis, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable, white trash, wicca, wiccan, wicked witch, evil country witches, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east texas, marquisdejolie, redneck interview, white trash vlog, bumpkins
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Marie Jarvis Stole Her Mom's Space Heater In Marshall, Texas
I take dog food down to momma's house once in a while and have to listen to my evil sister Beth talk about her evil sister Marie and the latest thing Marie has stolen. The dog just wants to move out.
Tags: space heater, heating, heat thief, stealing from momma, Bethzilla, Beth Jarvis, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable, wicked witch, east Texas witches, east texas gossip, trashtalkers, trash talk, Marshall Texas, piney woods, easttexas, marquisdejolie, rednecks, white trash
Searching For The Dog Collar In The House Of Horrors of Marshall, Texas
I like to visit momma's House of Daily Horrors to take the poor dog out for a walk but momma's moldy house is starting to give me bad sinus infections.
Tags: YTO, dog collar, house of horror, drug zombies, white trash, dirty momma, filthy house, black mold, moldy house, sinus infection, hazardous, infectious, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east texas, creepy town, marquisdejolie, redneck, countrified, cornpone, warped Mayberry
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Denial
An in-depth look at my mother's denial system which scapegoats anyone who does not enable my sister Beth's drug, beer, cigarette and manipulation addictions.
Tags: denial, emotional manipulation, brainwashed, enabler, drug addiction, alcoholic, momma, crystal meth, crackhead sister, cracked mother, insane mother, crazy mom, elder abuse, APS, Rodney Jones, creepy sister, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, redneckery, Bethzilla, Beth Leigh Jarvis, Beth Peterson, Beth Petersen, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, macabre family, white trash, victimizer
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