From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Showing posts with label Marshall Texas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marshall Texas. Show all posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Watching Dimwits Bumping Into The Glass Doors At WalMart During A Citywide Blackout
When you live in a small, boring town, just
about anything will do for entertainment.
Tags: viral video, funny video, Marshall, dimwits, bumping in to glass doors, WalMart, blackout, humor, redneck, hicks, dumbasses, James Jarvis
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Monday, May 02, 2011
Hollywood Butch Renfro Says Hello
Butch wants to say hello.
Tags: high school reunion, east texas, Marshall Texas, Bossier City, marquisdejolie, piney woods, tough guy, hollywood actor
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Sunday, May 01, 2011
Momma Changes Her Mind About The Dog
Momma changes her mind about doing the right thing for her starving, neglected dog deciding to continue abusing it at home rather than finding it a decent home through the animal shelter.
Tags: endangered pets, pet abuse, dog abuse, bad momma, pet care, neglected animal, animal shelter, ASPCA, dog pound, starving animal, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, animals, dogs
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Saturday, April 30, 2011
The Renfro Reunion, Part 3
We went to high school together. Butch joined the U.S. Marine Corps. I joined the Army. 40 years later, we meet again. We talk about Hollywood Blvd, the boys in tight pants, $11 breakfast and what I'm doing back here in Marshall, Texas.
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Friday, April 29, 2011
The Renfro Reunion, Part 2
Butch and I went to high school together but went our separate ways in the military. 40 years later, we meet again and talk about our travels through civilian life.
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The Renfro Reunion, Part 1
We went to high school together. 40 years later, we meet again.
Tags: high school reunion, military reunion, army, marines, Marshall Texas, Bossier City, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, buddies
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Wednesday, April 27, 2011
A Soup Kitchen In Marshall, Texas
I thought I'd show you the soup kitchen where I eat every Monday and Wednesday afternoon here in the piney woods of east Texas. The beans and cornbread are great and the people are real nice.
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White Trash Redneck Zombies Spotted In Marshall, Texas
Here in the drunkard's section of the piney woods of east Texas, hiding among the Hard-Shell Baptists of Marshall, Texas, are two of the most hard core zombified cocola white trash tobacco road booger-flickin', boogerheaded pine tree rednecks you'd ever want to see. They ought to be put in one of them miracles of science medical books.
Tags: undead, drunkards, hardshell baptists, zombie family, zombified whitetrash, tobacco road, white trash kinfolk, boogerheads, hallucinations, hallucinating sister, hallucinogen, creepy sisters, twisted sisters, Marshall Texas, Marie Schwartz, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, redneckery, redneckeries
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Saturday, April 23, 2011
Abused Mother In Marshall Texas Protects Her Abuser Daughters
I drove over to the House of Daily Horrors on Forest Trail in Marshall, Texas to find my mother crying about some mean, ugly, ruthlessly cruel thing her ex-con drug addict daughter Crystal Meth Beth did to her again but momma just absolutely refuses to see what must be done about her lowlife, shoplifting, rent-stealing scumbag bum of a daughter. Another episode of my Rednecks In Distress documentation series.
Tags: elder abuse, crying mother, manipulation, enabler, drug addiction, alcoholic momma, crystal meth, crackhead, elder abuse, APS, Rodney Jones, creepy sister, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck series, Bethzilla, Beth Leigh Petersen, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, macabre family, victimizer, white trash series, white trash documentary
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Friday, April 22, 2011
Marshall, Texas Felon Defrauds The System With Impunity
Just thought you taxpayers out there would like to see what you're paying thousands upon thousands of dollars in SSI, medicaid prescriptions, unemployment, food stamps and school grants for every month to supplement my ex-con felon sister's alimony checks. Elizabeth Leigh Petersen (Jarvis) of Marshall, Texas is DEEP in your pockets! Has been for YEARS!
Tags: village of taxpayers, medicaid fraud, welfare abuse, welfare cheater, medicaid cheat, system manipulation, enabler, drug addiction, alcoholic momma, crystal meth, crackhead, elder abuse, APS, Rodney Jones, creepy sister, twisted sister, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, Bethzilla, Beth Leigh Peterson, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, macabre family, senior victimizer, white trash series, redneck documentary
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Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Yo' Momma Is Drunk On The Street Again
Momma's been out on a toot down at Terry Doyle's house in Marshall, Texas again and my roommate sees her staggering down the back road to Forest Trail here in the piney woods of east Texas, so I drive her home and get her into her house that my sister won't give her the keys to.
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Sunday, April 17, 2011
Evil Marshall, Texas Drug Addict Abuses Mother
My sister Beth The Manipulator has locked momma out of her own house again. It is a control tactic. So momma comes to where I'm living and scratches on my bedroom window mewing like a cat until I come out. It's kind of creepy. Part 400 in in 500-part series on elder abuse in the piney woods of east Texas.
Tags: lockout, locking old people out, denial, emotional manipulation, enabler, drug addiction, alcoholic sister, twisted sister, crazy momma, crystal meth, crackhead sister, elder abuse, APS, adult protective services, Rodney Jones, creepy sister, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, white trash sister, white trash drama, Bethzilla, Beth Leigh Petersen, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, macabre sister, victimizer, white trash series, redneck documentary
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Saturday, April 16, 2011
Marshall, Texas Mental Health Authorities Are Nutjobs
hall, TexasMomma is relieved to have been certified sane (by east Texas piney woods standards) once again. She doesn't remember that she's been tested many times or even that she's had 23 electroshock therapy treatments. Momma's just happy to have slipped past the mental competency police once again.
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At The Old Ladies Club In St Joseph's Parish Hall
Every Tuesday at the St Joseph's Parish Hall in Marshall, Texas, a group of older gals meet to play cards, exchange recipes and have a good old time. Momma tries to keep up with the gals but when the conversation turns to cooking, momma's lost. She hasn't cooked since before the turn of the century.
Tags: countrified momma, card club, old ladies club, St Joseph parish hall, cards, card gals, seniors, senior events, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east texas, marquisdejolie, Americana vlog, mayberry rfd, aunt bee
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Bethzilla's Piney Woods Clown Tales
My sister, Crystal Meth Beth The Pill-Popping Petersen, revises history on a daily basis at my mother's house in Marshall, Texas in the piney woods of east Texas. And yes, crazy and counterintuitive as it seems, once again the local mental health authorities have boobishly certified Beth, momma and her House of Daily Horrors to be east Texas "normal."
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Friday, April 08, 2011
Oh That Smell
Visiting my momma's house is an assault on my olfactory nerves. It stinks in there. Oh that smell! Can't you smell that funky smell? What IS that? It's probably just a combination of a backed-up toilet, wall mold, beer puke, Beth sweat on the couch, ass, cigarettes, spoiled food on the counters and under the couch, a urine-soaked lounge chair and dog poop.
Tags: oh that smell, white trash stink, redneck funk, funky addicts, stinky momma, trashy people, countrified reek, reeking rednecks, stank skank, olfactory attack, putrid parlor, white trash aroma, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, redneckery, rednecking, bumpkin vlog
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Take Momma For An Outting
Momma wheedles, extorts and emotionally manipulates me into doing something for her I was already going to do : take her for an outting away from her monstrous daughter, Crystal Meth Beth. Momma believes that everyone pretty much has to be tricked into doing good and that if someone VOLUNTEERS to do something nice---it must be a trick.
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Too Much Voodoo and Witchcraft On Forest Trail
There's just way too much economic witchcraft and voodoo being practiced by my sisters and niece to get at my mother's paltry social security check money. Way too much. And here in the bible belt of the piney woods of east Texas, too. You'd think the township would be enraged by such filthy goings on but they're not. They just sweep EVERYTHING evil under the rug here. "If ya cain't see it, it must not exist in our quiet, God-fearing town." Just don't make waves. We hate waves WAY more than sin.
Tags: voodoo, black magic, social security money, mayberry thieves, elder abuse, stealing from momma, Bethzilla, Beth Jarvis, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable, white trash, wicca, wiccan, wicked witch, evil country witches, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east texas, marquisdejolie, redneck interview, white trash vlog, bumpkins
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Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Marie Jarvis Stole Her Mom's Space Heater In Marshall, Texas
I take dog food down to momma's house once in a while and have to listen to my evil sister Beth talk about her evil sister Marie and the latest thing Marie has stolen. The dog just wants to move out.
Tags: space heater, heating, heat thief, stealing from momma, Bethzilla, Beth Jarvis, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable, wicked witch, east Texas witches, east texas gossip, trashtalkers, trash talk, Marshall Texas, piney woods, easttexas, marquisdejolie, rednecks, white trash
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Searching For The Dog Collar In The House Of Horrors of Marshall, Texas
I like to visit momma's House of Daily Horrors to take the poor dog out for a walk but momma's moldy house is starting to give me bad sinus infections.
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