From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Sunday, August 08, 2010
Pukeathon
Like finely-tuned Swiss clockwork, my sister throws up every Sunday night and is surprised by it.
Tags: Sunday night, booze, boozer, alkie, alcoholic, addict, elder abuse, Marshall Texas, police, MPD, APS, piney woods, east texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, Beth Petersen, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, stupid idiot, codependency, enabler, family
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