From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Sunday, August 08, 2010
Inheriting The Hillbilly Neighbors' Rats
The abandoned property next door provides an excellent refuge for all sorts of indigenous wildlife including ark-building rats.
Tags: ark, ark rats, lake hillbilly, rain flood, raining, drenched rodents, wildlife refuge, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, hicks, yokels, redneckery
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Marshall Texas
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