From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Sunday, August 08, 2010
My Sister Beth Is Really Insane
One of my sister's more interesting hallucinations is that her emails--the Emailians--can jump out of her computer and scurry around her room like sugar-hyped mice.
Tags: crazy hallucinations, email, emailians, coocoo, cuckoo, nuts, insane, insanity, deranged, mental, psycho, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, macabre, Beth Petersen, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, coocoo bird, insane sister
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