From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Sunday, May 02, 2010
Sleeping While Momma Does The Drug Deal
Lazy drug addict texts her dealer to have the drugs delivered to her momma who will pay for it while the drug addict "vegitates" in bed.
Tags: drug dealer, drugs, drug deal, addicts, addiction, dealer, drug connection, rehab, texting, rehabilitation, recidivism, Marshall Texas, police, MPD, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis
Labels:
Drug addiction,
Dysfunctional family,
family,
rednecks
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