You live in a house, a condo or an apartment. Don't get cocky. You could lose your home in a thousand different ways. Unless you're a Rockefella, you're not immune to hard times. The new Imminent Domain laws, outsourcing, a girlfriend, a wife, or a girlfriend AND a wife, could put you out in the street.
Did you read where the fast food places are outsourcing the drive-thru window order takers to India? How is your job so different?
So, you're out in the street. Whatcha gonna do now? Bunk with friends? Don't delude yourself. Your friends will come up with a thousand reasons why "now is not a good time."
Funny thing. Nobody knows more than a suddenly homeless person how "now is the only time there is." So whatcha gonna do now?
Well, you'll probably need to transition through a weekly rate motel. Some call them crack motels. The above video is provided as a public service to those of you facing even a brief stay at a weekly rate motel.
Be prepared. You're going to hear a lot of strange noises outside your door: fights, screams, gunshots, stabbings, odd plumbing sounds and the ever present complaints at the crack motel manager's door.
Take notes.
Did you read where the fast food places are outsourcing the drive-thru window order takers to India? How is your job so different?
So, you're out in the street. Whatcha gonna do now? Bunk with friends? Don't delude yourself. Your friends will come up with a thousand reasons why "now is not a good time."
Funny thing. Nobody knows more than a suddenly homeless person how "now is the only time there is." So whatcha gonna do now?
Well, you'll probably need to transition through a weekly rate motel. Some call them crack motels. The above video is provided as a public service to those of you facing even a brief stay at a weekly rate motel.
Be prepared. You're going to hear a lot of strange noises outside your door: fights, screams, gunshots, stabbings, odd plumbing sounds and the ever present complaints at the crack motel manager's door.
Take notes.
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