For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe.
"Get your own corner, honey," Cabbage Patch told me.
Barrel Head wasn't as verbal. She never is. All I've heard her do is grunt. I wonder how she conveys her price to those SICK, NASTY MORONS who pick these girls up?
I noticed, though, that those SICK, NASTY MORONS who pick up these nasty, bacteria-laced, mayonnaise-faced crackhead strawberries in the middle of the night have nicer cars than I can borrow.
Omigod. I've got Moron Envy!
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