Sunday, February 05, 2012
I Ate Your Pork Fried Cat
Feral Felines Overrun The City!
by Jolie Blond
Over a million stray cats in L.A.,
said the director of an animal shelter today.
And this being mating season,
we're going to be up to our armpits in the little fuckers.
The story was announced
as "Feral Felines Overrun The City!!"
( The tv newscaster was borderline hysterical:
Omigod! Omigod! The cats are coming! [pun intended] )
At first I thought they were ragging on the hookers again.
They do that,
these paramours of broadcasting,
standing out on street corners
with a mike shoved in some poor girl's face
asking, "How does it feel to be a streetwalker?"
But no, it was just cats they were ranting about
stirring up the mass media litter box,
using hyperbole to freak out
the feeble minded
and jack up station ratings.
A million-plus wild cats roaming the city.
Wow. That's a lot of pussy.
Damn. A half million square feet of mobile fur.
Boggles my mind.
how many railroad freight cars
that would fill?
And they say there's a food shortage in town.
Do you know how many homeless
that would feed?
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