For the third time this year, my sister Beth comes home from the nuthouse with a new wardrobe and other state-issued goodies.
Tags: nuthouse, asylum, homecoming, crazyhouse, funny farm, Bethzilla, rednecks, marquisdejolie, rural series
From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Beth's Homecoming From The Nuthouse
Tags: nuthouse, asylum, homecoming, crazyhouse, funny farm, Bethzilla, rednecks, marquisdejolie, rural series
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