From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Sisters! Mines got a shrink in Waco draggin' her through all our childhood shit, and she's layin' it all on our 79 yr old mother. I love her, but SHIT! Get a fuckin' job, you fat old useless cunt!
The usual stuff?
ReplyDeleteThe usual complications from drug and alcohol abuse.
ReplyDeleteSisters! Mines got a shrink in Waco draggin' her through all our childhood shit, and she's layin' it all on our 79 yr old mother. I love her, but SHIT! Get a fuckin' job, you fat old useless cunt!
ReplyDeleteHave we got the same sister? Is she a big fat mean drunk tweeker who makes her mother feed her and dress her and change her urine-soaked sheets?
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