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Monday, October 23, 2006

Nailing A Message To The Ganbangers' Door



"Nailing a message to the church door": from Martin Luther’s seminal act.


Gordon Rowe: 5, L.A. Vets: 0

My homeless veterans shelter buddy Gordon wins another round with the shelter . . . and he didn’t even have to nail his threat to the L.A. Vets church door. He stays (see previous posts), which means I can continue my 'work' here unfettered and invisible.

Where they DID send him today instead of back out onto the street was to Congresswoman Maxine Waters’ office to do some “volunteer” labor.

Gordon said it was very enjoyable work because the L.A. Vets ‘volunteers’ were introduced to Maxine’s usual gangbanger thug volunteers as PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder) vets. He said the badass street thugs backed up (“whoa”) and gave the L.A. Vets lots of space. Lots of space.


Apparently, someone has misdirected Maxine into thinking that any vet at L.A. Vets is there because he has PTSD (or shell shock). So before our shelter boys got to Maxine’s office, the thugs were thoroughly drilled on how to act around a bunch of war-crazed vets:

Don’t make any loud noises near them. Never argue with anything they say or do. Do not walk up behind them. Don’t walk towards them with anything in your hand. Don’t leave sharp objects near them.

AAAAAAAHHHHHH HAAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAA! They must’ve been scared shitless from all that bullshit. Gordon says that Maxine must have mentioned that they were PTSD veterans about 40 times today. I mean she really nailed the message to the gangbangers’ door.

Man, I would’ve loved to have seen that . . . all those teardrop tattooed street thugs tiptoeing in wide arcs around a bunch of cranky old men.

AAAAAHHHH HAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAA!

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