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Monday, October 23, 2006

Gresham’s Law


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Gresham’s Law: An observation in economics ---my best subject at St. Mary's University--- the subject which got me inducted into the national business administration honors fraternity Delta Mu Delta.

Gresham’s Law: when two coins are equal in monetary value but unequal in intrinsic value, the one intrinsically worth less will stay in circulation, the other will be hoarded; a process by which inferior products or practices drive out superior ones. Or, bad money drives out good.


Got that? Inferior products or practises will drive out superior ones. Hang on to that thought.


Attached is a picture of my recently acquired guard card. I am now officially sanctioned by the state of California to work as a security guard. With a guard card, I can demand higher paying security guard jobs, all the way up to maybe even a dollar an hour over the local minimum wage. This is the type of work that U.S. Vets counsellors persistently insist is all I am suited for: moron work.

Of course, Michael Hudspeth, Job Developer here at L.A. Vets, tried to prevent me from obtaining even this guard card and succeeded for four and a half months bullshitting me that he was getting it for me when in reality he was doing nothing.

I caught on to his game and went out and got the thing on my own.


Well, I’ve got it now. Nya nya nya nya nya nya, Michael. I’m thumbing my nose at you, Michael, you Foghorn Leghorn-sounding bullshit artist inferior practices trickster, you.

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