From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Friday, August 27, 2010
Marshall Texas Is Drug Riddled And Apathetic
Who can sleep with all this unfettered east Texas drug addict drama in Marshall, Texas going on?
Tags: sleepless, ambulance, emergency room, booze, boozer, alkie, alcoholic, addict, elder abuse, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, redneckery, macleod, macabre, sinister, Beth Peterson, Beth Petersen, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, stupid idiot
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