From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
The Family Thief
Beth distracts momma with accusations and vile curses while she rifles through momma's clothes drawers for dollars and dimes for booze, cigarettes and drugs.
Tags: crumbing, tweeking, tweeker, tweaker, manipulator, booze, boozer, alkie, alcoholic, addict, elder abuse, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, redneckery, macleod, macabre, sinister, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, stupid idiot, codependency, enabler, family
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