From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Momma Finally Puts Her Foot Down
Momma wants the phone. This is perfectly acceptable treatment of a 79 year-old woman according to the Marshall Police Department, the local Adult Protective Services AND Harrison County Judge Jim Ammerman.
Tags: telephone, phone, rant, argument, elder abuse, Adult Protective Services, MPD, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, redneckery, macleod, macabre, sinister, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, stupid, Harrison County, Jim Ammerman
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