From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Friday, August 27, 2010
Schnauzer Abuse
After overdosing on my sister's floor-strewn pills once again, Annie comes home from the doggy hospital a little preoccupied with grooming.
Tags: dog, animals, animal abuse, pets, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, overdose pills, veterinarian, animal hospital, redneck, redneckery, macleod, macabre
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