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Sunday, April 08, 2007

A Nation Obsessed with Ass


We Americans are a nation obsessed with ass. According to Technorati, a site that monitors 71 million blogs, the number one blogged-about video on the internet right now, today, Easter Sunday, 2007---and for the last week or so that I can remember--- is Alanis Morissette's song about her juicy badonkadonk entitled, "My Humps."

How did we get so anally fixated? How did we become such neanderthal-browed feces sniffers?

Or, if the viral video is not about ass, it's about what comes out of that ass. The video below got a record
1,222,419 views on Revver.com, a non-destination video hosting site that rarely sees video views in the upper hundreds, much less thousands or millions.


(CLICK PIC ABOVE TO SEE REVVER VIDEO)

We are a scatalogical nation of asses, buttheads and shitlizards who worship the sights, sounds and smells of each other's butt cheeks. At least, that's the image we portray to the internet world.

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3 comments:

  1. Man, ya gotta feel so sorry for that chick. Then again, have the balls to say "Hey, I need to take a shit, unless you want it floatin'in the hot tub here." Sheesh. Nasty. That looked like a full load too. Gotta win some sort of award. I mean, even the Jackass dudes have never done that.

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  2. ... And it's easy to see why her music career is not what it once was. I'm thinkin' if a lot of people are watchin' that, it's probably for the shock value. What the hell Alanis? Still pissed that guys aren't just interested in yer mind? Pfffft, Canadians.

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  3. She's definitely pandering to some technomarketing committe's demographic research stats. Sing about a booty call, they demanded.

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