(CLICK PIC ABOVE FOR REVVER VIDEO)
The Nalts Fartapalooza continues as the above video, receiving a paltry 600 views on revenue-sharing video host Revver, has garnered a runaway 1,700,000 views on Youtube! Youtubers just can't get enough flatulence in their daily viewing diet.
But it's not just Youtubers who have been swept away by this distinctly American phenomenon. Like a goodwill ambassador at large, this video has been blogged about and reported on worldwide and provides the world with a unique view into America's core values and culture. The viral videologist genius Nalts has even been asked to speak at the library he lampooned.
But I am old enough to remember Nalts' FIRST fart video, back in the day when he used real farts for his video and not artificial machine-made flatulence:
And yes, I, too, was swept away by the raw power of the original as you probably were and couldn't resist making a video comment on Youtube:
But let us retreat from such empyrean fare and get back to my more vulgar, mundane subjects, such as the new acquisition in my crack ho wig collection (that is one of my crack ho wigs in the above video):
In every real man a child is hidden that wants to playBut it's not just Youtubers who have been swept away by this distinctly American phenomenon. Like a goodwill ambassador at large, this video has been blogged about and reported on worldwide and provides the world with a unique view into America's core values and culture. The viral videologist genius Nalts has even been asked to speak at the library he lampooned.
But I am old enough to remember Nalts' FIRST fart video, back in the day when he used real farts for his video and not artificial machine-made flatulence:
And yes, I, too, was swept away by the raw power of the original as you probably were and couldn't resist making a video comment on Youtube:
But let us retreat from such empyrean fare and get back to my more vulgar, mundane subjects, such as the new acquisition in my crack ho wig collection (that is one of my crack ho wigs in the above video):
--Friedrich Nietzsche
The Arconians cut my hours back to three today, giving me a few hours of "Kid Rock" easy listening time. One of the crack hoes must've been doing business up against my motel room door last night because this morning there was an awful raggedy red wig on my doorstep.
I checked for lice and wore it over to the Arco for my morning coffee. It'll make a nice addition to my crack ho wig collection.
One of the other Motel Marquis residents, Kevin, has an old car with broken door locks he can't afford to replace. The crack whores do business in his car at night. Drives Kevin crazy. I'll not tell you what disgusting things he finds in his car every morning just before he drives his daughter to school.
Poverty is vulgar.
I checked for lice and wore it over to the Arco for my morning coffee. It'll make a nice addition to my crack ho wig collection.
One of the other Motel Marquis residents, Kevin, has an old car with broken door locks he can't afford to replace. The crack whores do business in his car at night. Drives Kevin crazy. I'll not tell you what disgusting things he finds in his car every morning just before he drives his daughter to school.
Poverty is vulgar.
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Man, yer an ugly broad. And that is some nasty shit, findin' spooge splattered seats in the AM. I'd figure some shit out. Wire it shut, or somethin'.
ReplyDeleteShit, I'd booby trap the bitch. Have some fun with it.
ReplyDeleteNearest we can make out, it's three bitches: Cabbage Patch, Killer and Mayonaisse Face. Hmmm. Booby trap, eh?
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and see what they have. Might be fun to fuck with the "ladies".
Cool stuff. Thanks!
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