Tuesday, November 03, 2015
My Clown Mask Scares Off Mutated Siblings
My sister Bethzilla has coulrophobia. I keep a mask here in my sanctuary in the clouds to ward off her visitations. It's kind of strange she's afraid of clowns because year after year she starts looking more and more like a creepy frigging clown herself. Must be her inner self, working its way to the surface.