The federal Center for Disease Control (CDC) has recently taken over the only skyscrapper in the sleepy little east Texas town of Marshall, Texas to conduct a full environmental study trying to locate the cause of a rampant local pellagra-like skin condition known as cutis rhomboidalis nuchae, or "redneckism." The program will study all suspected sources including yellow heels, crackers, hayseeds and trash without pigment.
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