From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Sunday, March 04, 2012
Where The WiFi Is Free And The Signal Strong
They shut down our WiFi service here at The Home For Wayward Veterans so now I'm preparing to leave. Why did they shut off my internet access? Rumor is they CLAIM too many guys are accessing porn on it but only 5 or 6 of us have our own laptops so now NOBODY here can do job searches or apply for jobs online or check email. Smooth move, HOWV. So maybe I'll go to Vancouver, B.C. Maybe NOLA. The Hotel California comes to mind. I need to go somewhere where the WiFi is free and the signal strong.
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