Thursday, February 16, 2012

A Nation Masturbates On Britney Spears' Naked Head


This country is just plain going to hell. Diagnosis: encephalitis of the spirit caused by pandemic media rot. The necrosis started on the east and west coasts and is working its way inward. We are becoming a nation of obsessively masturbating deadheads more interested in celebrity skin than we are in world peace, justice or the recently deceased American way of life.

Look! It's her naked head! Run to the closet and spank your monkey now! Or you ladies: go jiggle your joystick.

Digg!

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