Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Fat Girl Popping Uppers

by Jolie Blond

I met her from beyond the highway

poppin' uppers.

I can still recall

the boxer shorts she wore.

She was sittin' on the guardrail

in her slippers,

and I knew that I would

upchuck quite some more.

Her rabbi pimp said

I'd hate her dog forever;

she said

her basset hound was shy,

but who'd have thought

she'd yodel at a passing copper?

Not you. Not me. Not I.

He hit his brakes

and pounced

and busted her quite proper.

I watched her melt away

and heaved goodbye.

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