Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Fat Girl Popping Uppers



by Jolie Blond
08/25/04


I met her from beyond the highway

poppin' uppers.


I can still recall

the boxer shorts she wore.


She was sittin' on the guardrail

in her slippers,

and I knew that I would

upchuck quite some more.


Her rabbi pimp said

I'd hate her dog forever;

she said

her basset hound was shy,

but who'd have thought

she'd yodel at a passing copper?

Not you. Not me. Not I.


He hit his brakes

and pounced

and busted her quite proper.


I watched her melt away

and heaved goodbye.


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