Snapshots of my latest roommate at the I.O.U (Home For Wayward Veterans): Navy guy Pat. Unlike my previous roommates, he doesn't drink, smoke cigarettes or crack or quack in his sleep. Seriously, no quacking like my first roommate, Duck. And he's not a wanted fugitive in Texas like Ponytail Green. And he didn't come straight out of county jail like Crackhead Andrews.
- Ask a Roommate: Can I Borrow That? (collegecandy.com)
- News too Weird to Ignore: Or, Why I Like Guns (zwingliusredivivus.wordpress.com)
- Ask a Roommate: Up All Night (collegecandy.com)
- Would You Want to Be Tara Reid's Roommate? (popsugar.com)
- Former roommate says Paxton whipped him with a dog leash (calgaryherald.com)