Wednesday, April 27, 2011

The Ice Box Talks Trash To My Crazy Sister Beth


Beth's refrigerator is stuck up. It only talks to Beth! I'd suggest that maybe she should switch carriers. That is unless she's still under contract with the old fridge. It talks to her. It won't talk to me. I've tried. She assures me that her refrigerator is bilingual but I hear no evidence of that. I danced with a refrigerator once at the Motel Marquis. Even wrote a poem about it. But it ended badly.

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