Saturday, February 12, 2011

They Don't Call You Bethzilla For Nothing

by James Jarvis

They call you the Bethzilla,
neighbors hide when you come out to thrill 'em.
Your brother sees the devil in your eyes, hell:
Your "friends" just see another sale.

You broke the Madza in a vacant lot,
Used the alimony Firebird to ram some trees.
You burned up momma's Olds, you witch
And ran the Fairy Blazer in a ditch.

Didn't mind you ate those rocks
Until your poop did break both johns,
But you crossed the line, you freaking tweeker
When I'll be damned, you ate the water heater.
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