by James Jarvis
02/10/2011
They call you the Bethzilla,
neighbors hide when you come out to thrill 'em.
Your brother sees the devil in your eyes, hell:
Your "friends" just see another sale.
You broke the Madza in a vacant lot,
Used the alimony Firebird to ram some trees.
You burned up momma's Olds, you witch
And ran the Fairy Blazer in a ditch.
Didn't mind you ate those rocks
Until your poop did break both johns,
But you crossed the line, you freaking tweeker
When I'll be damned, you ate the water heater.
What happens when Beth finds out about the Internet, and what if she remembers it the next day?
ReplyDeleteI've been working out in the gym. I figure I can take her.
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