From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Friday, February 25, 2011
TD's Charlie Brown Christmas Tree In Marshall, Texas
TD shows off his Charlie Brown Christmas tree which a friend of his actually bought. At a store. Here in the piney woods of east Texas. I'd like to visit that store myself.
Tags: YTO, Christmas tree, holiday cheer, redneck, redneckery, east texas, piney woods, marquisdejolie
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