From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Monday, February 14, 2011
My Crackhead Sister Doesn't Mind
My lazy sister, Crystal Meth Beth, put her momma out on the street again to beg for soda water and cigarettes.
Tags: soda pop, elder abuse, APS, adult protective service, Rodney Jones, creepy, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, white trash, rednecking, Bethzilla, Beth Leigh Peterson, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, macabre sister, victimizing mom, screamer, screaming tweeker, elderly
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Bethzilla,
Dysfunctional family
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