From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Momma Goes To The Marshall Police
You can only do so much to protect your mother from the bad seed in the family. Some things a momma has to do for herself. Part of a long series on The House of Daily Horrors.
Tags: police complaint, catching a thief, elder abuse, APS, Adult Protective Service, Rodney Jones, bad seed, nasty puke, mold encrusted bed, nasty mattress, insane sister, drunk sister, drunkard sibling, booze, boozer, alkie, alcoholic addicts, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, redneckery, Beth Petersen, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, filthy girl
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