Monday, February 21, 2011

Kidnappers Return Momma To The House of Daily Horrors

Momma disappeared one day last week and nobody knew where she had gone. Friends and family were worried. She had just vanished. Maybe it was an alien abduction. UFOs have been seen in the neighborhood. But momma's "kidnappers" returned her to the House of Daily Horrors today, no ransome wanted. Momma came running out to my truck to tell the tale when I pulled into the driveway.

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