From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Wednesday, February 09, 2011
A Filthy Ho In East Texas
My sister Crystal Meth Beth waits patiently for the street drugs that she has ordered to be delivered to her bedroom door as her mother tries to solve another Money Missing From Her Purse mystery. It's no mystery to anyone who knows Beth.
Tags: missing money, theft, thief, elder abuse, nasty puke, mold encrusted, nasty bed, ugly mattress, insane sister, drunk, drunkard, booze, boozer, alkie, alcoholic, addicts, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, Beth Petersen, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, Beth Peterson, filthy ho
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Marshall Texas
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