From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
An East Texas DWI Nightmare Continues On And On And On
In Marshall, Texas, old Crystal Meth Beth is jumping curbs at a liquor store near you and you best keep your children off the streets and out of her way!
Tags: MADD, DUI, DWI, east Texas hazard, crystal meth Beth, Bethzilla, crazy person, crackhead, redneck, redneckery, east texas, Marshall Texas, piney woods, marquisdejolie, Beth Leigh Jarvis, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable, Jarviside, macabre family, dysfunctional family
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