A Baldfaced Corporate Conspiracy To Make Workers Drink More Coffee

German scientists have reported that drinking coffee has been shown to retard and even stop hair loss and tout caffeine as a possible cure for baldness. My local tv news program reported this finding as if it was true, but I suspect a corporate conspiracy to dupe workers into working faster and faster for vanity's sake.

A hundred years ago, employers of ship dock workers gave their employees cocaine to make them work faster and happier. Now they're trying caffeine.

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