From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
The Day I Moved Out Of The House of Daily Horrors
After finally moving out of the House of Daily Horrors in Marshall, Texas and away from Crystal Meth Beth and her mad dog Joyce, I found a new gilded cage to live at in Bonham, Texas and immediately installed a brand new burn barrel.
Tags: gilded cage, drug addicts, crackhead, crack, xanax, house of horrors, Bethzilla, crystal meth, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east texas, marquisdejolie, rednecks, dysfunctional family, burn barrel, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, moving away from home, leaving home, new home
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