From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Beth Leigh Jarvis Petersen Is Not A Nice Person
A short illustration of the classy way my redneck sister shows her appreciation for me buying her a gallon of milk.
Tags: $#%^& milk, redneck psychosis, psychotic sister, crazed sister, drug den, crack house, crackhead, drugs, addiction, creepy sister, Marshall Texas, police informant, MPD, APS, piney woods, easttexas, marquisdejolie, redneck creep, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable Beth Leigh Jarvis
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