From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Crystal Meth Beth Rides Again
Let's take another look at the black mold encrusted, puke and urine-stained mattress my insane sister sleeps on. Part of a Life In Crisis--Pigzilla series.
Tags: nasty puke, mold encrusted bed, ugly mattress, insane sister, drunk, drunkard, booze, boozer, alkie, alcoholic, addicts, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, Beth Petersen, Beth Grable, Beth Leigh Jarvis, filthy pig, pigzilla, bethzilla
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