From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Thursday, September 09, 2010
My Sister Pigzilla
Mom and my sister fight over the last beer here in the House of Daily Horrors. 24/7. No holidays off. It is eternal. Funny thing is, the Marshall, Texas police, judges and adult protective services all say this is normal, perfectly acceptable east Texas behavior.
Tags: booze, boozer, sloppy assed, mean drunk, drunkard, alkie, alcoholic, addict, elder abuse, Marshall Texas, incompetent police, MPD, APS, piney woods, easttexas, marquisdejolie, redneck, Beth Petersen, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, codependency, enabler, dysfunctional family
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