
From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Sunday, July 04, 2010
Voodoo Zombie Crackhead Stumbler
The walking dead have a long history of haunting the piney woods of east Texas as evidenced by the following footage of an actual Voodoo Zombie Crackhead Stumbler. Music "Tafi Maradi" by Kevin MacLeod.
For further info:
http://www.hauntedamericatours.com/VOODOOQUEEN.php
Tags: voodoo, zombie, walking dead, living dead, crackhead, drug coma, drugs, drug overdose, cocaine crash, methamphetamine crash, meth, rehab, rehabilitation, Medicaid addict, death mask, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, hicks, yokels, redneckery, MPD, macabre, Beth Peterson, Beth Petersen, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, manipulator, user, junky, junkie
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Drug addiction
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